Underconstruction


For all the months that I've known you baby
I can't figure out the reason why lately you've been acting so cold
(didn't you say)
If there's a problem we should work it out
So why you giving me the cold shoulder now
Like you don't even wanna talk to me boy
(tell me)
Ok I know I was late again
I made you mad and then it's throwing the pan
But why are you making this drag on so long
(i wanna know)
I'm sick and tired of this silly games
(silly games)
Don't figure that I'm the only one here to blame
It's not me here who's been going round slamming doors
That's when you turned and said to me
I don't care babe who's right or wrong
I just don't love you no more.


Rain outside my window pouring down
What now, your gone, my fault, I'm sorry
Feeling like a fool cause I let you down
Now it's, too late, to turn it around
I'm sorry for the tears I made you cry
I guess this time it really is goodbye
You made it clear when you said
I just don't love you no more


I know that I made a few mistakes
But never thought that things would turn out this way
Cause I'm missing something now that your gone
(I see it all so clearly)
Me at the door with you inner state
(inner state)
Giving my reasons but as you look away
I can see a tear roll down your face
That's when you turned and said to me
I don't care babe who's right or wrong
I just don't love you no more.


Rain outside my window pouring down
What now, your gone, my fault, I'm sorry
Feeling like a fool cause I let you down
Now it's, too late, to turn it around
I'm sorry for the tears I made you cry
I guess this time it really is goodbye
You made it clear when you said
I just don't love you no more


Don't say those words it's so hard
They turn my whole world upside down
Boy you caught me completely off guard
On the night you said to me
I just don't love you more.


Rain outside my window pouring down
What now, your gone, my fault, I'm sorry
Feeling like a fool cause I let you down
Now it's, too late, to turn it around
I'm sorry for the tears I made you cry
I guess this time it really is goodbye
You made it clear when you said
I just don't love you no more


Blog Entryfind the one...Dec 18, '07 8:25 PM
for everyone

 Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

 Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

 Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

 Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.

 Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

 Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

 Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

 Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."


Blog Entryaround the worldDec 12, '07 2:09 AM
for everyone

 

Only in CHINA...

Only in HAWAII...

Only in AUSTRALIA...

Only in INDONESIA...

 

Only in BANGLADESH...

Only in PAKISTAN...

Only in INDIA...

 


Blog EntryPerspective Dec 11, '07 12:29 AM
for everyone

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country
with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, 'How was the trip?'

'It was great, Dad.'

'Did you see how poor people live?' the father asked.

'Oh yeah,' said the son.

'So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?' asked the father.

The son answered:

'I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.'

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, 'Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.'

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!


Blog EntryThe WHY's of MENDec 7, '07 2:33 AM
for everyone

The Why's of  Men  

 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME  SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they  are plugged into a genius)  

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK  DURING SEX?
(they don't have  enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION  SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?  
(they don't stop  to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY  LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their  balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)   

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER  BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't  hump women's legs at cocktails parties)  

 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE  WOMEN?
(you need a  rough draft before you make a final copy)  

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE  TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?  
(don't  know.....it never happened)  

  8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON  EARTH?
(because a  vibrator can't mow the lawn)  

One  day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What  setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied.  "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of  Oklahoma."

And  they say blondes are dumb...
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A  couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the  happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss  you..."
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"It's  just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the  shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the  lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she  replied.
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Q:  What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A  rumor
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Dear  Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And  Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat  him to death.
AMEN
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Q:  What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling  your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long  enough.

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Q:  How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the  mail folder "Instruction Manual."
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Blog Entryfirst timeDec 3, '07 9:43 PM
for everyone

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."


Blog EntryGarage Sale...Nov 21, '07 10:39 PM
for everyone
Hello po sa inyong lahat...
 
Nakakahiya mang aminin, but because of our current situation (living expenses, etc.), there will be a garage sale on Saturday at our place. (If you're going to come, let me know and I'll e-mail you my address and the directions).
My family and I are finding it a bit difficult with money at the moment.
We've therefore decided to have a garage sale and hopefully we'll make some from this.
Desperate times calls for desperate measures!! We're sure that we will get out of this mess sooner or later but in the meantime, ya gotta do what ya gotta do!!
May picture nung mga gamit na binebenta namin; nasa maayos pa naman silang kalagayan, wala pang sira,so if you see anything you like, please let me know as soon as possible so we can save it for you, assuming the PRICE is RIGHT.
Hope you can make it - counting on your support. nasa baba po ung photos... sana may magustuhan kayo. thanks! =)

Don’t forget to look at the sample pictures ah.. J

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Blog Entrymen and womenNov 19, '07 10:36 PM
for everyone



On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a
shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in
the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a

ménage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with
the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English
woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and
another
long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant
and
a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees
for
their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because
the
American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true
nature
of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of
fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm
trees
make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated
her nicer than they do; but how her relationship with her mother is
improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set
up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets
sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But they're
satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid either.


Blog Entrywhat baby are you?Nov 14, '07 3:40 AM
for everyone

January
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
Your personality.

February
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
New and realize that you are a perfect match.

March
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and
Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
Feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
Repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
New love in 8 days.

April
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
Work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
Travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
Repost this in 5 mins, a Cutie that's caught your eye
Will introduce themselves and you will realize that
You are very much alike in the next 2 day s.

May
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
Highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
Literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
Being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
Next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
You do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

June
You've got the best personality and are an
Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
And more than likely have an a very attractive
Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
That you have a massive record collection. You
Have a great choice in films, and may one day
Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
You've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
Will meet someone that may possibly become
One of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

July
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
And forms impressions carefully. Caring and
Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods
About the past an d the old friends. Waits for
Friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
But takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

August
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.

September
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.

October
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

November
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.

December
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music


Blog EntryDRUNK DRIVERS SUCK!Nov 12, '07 11:00 PM
for everyone
BE SURE TO SCROLL ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM!!!
 
Not everyone who gets hit by a drunk driver dies.
 
This will make you think before you drink and get behind the wheel.......horrible!
This young lady was recently on Oprah and what a loving, forgiving young woman she is ! An amazing story of what she has suffered and will bear the rest of her life. Please share this with your friends and especially your teenagers who are driving.
   
                      
                    
      This is Jacqueline Saburido on September 19, 1999
 
       
             This is Jacqueline and her Father, 1998.
 
 
      
                 This is she on Vacation in Venezuela .
                    
                       Her Birthday party as a child.
                   
                           At a party with friends.
 
 
 

  The car in which Jacqueline traveled. She was hit by another car that was driven by a 17-year old male student on his way home after drinking a couple of hard packs with his friends.
This was in December 1999.
 
Jacqueline was caught in the burning car and her body was heavily burnt during around 45 seconds.
After the accident Jacqueline has needed over 40 operations.
 
With her Father, 2000.
 
Getting treatment.
Three months after accident.
 
Without a left eyelid Jacquie needs eye drops to keep her vision.

Blog EntryFYIOct 14, '07 9:17 PM
for everyone


>msmlaki pa ang utak ng ostrich kesa sa knyang brain.

>butterflies taste with their feet.

>cat's urine glows under black light.

>na-ban c donald duck sa Finland kc hndi xa nkasuot ng pants.

>kng tunay na tao c Barbie, ang vital stats nia ay 39-23-33 at ang height nia ay 7'2" tas ang leeg nia ay doble ng normal na leeg.

>pg nglagay ng goldfish sa isng madilim na kwarto ng matagal e mgiging puti ako.

>imposibleng mg-sneeze ng nkadilat ang mata.

>ang nka-imbento ng gunting ay c Leonardo da Vinci.

>msmlaki pa ang kinikita ni michael jordan kesa sa lhat ng pngsama2ng sweldo ng mga factory workers ng Nike sa malaysia.

>msmdami png nmamatay dhil sa mga donkeys taun-taon kesa sa mga nmamatay sa plane crashes.

>wlang ngrrhyme na english word sa salitang MONTH.

>ang mata nating ay preho lng ng size cmula ng pinanganak tayo. samantalang ang ilong at tenga ay patuloy na lumalaki.


Blog Entrythe better side of the PhilippinesOct 10, '07 3:10 AM
for everyone

The following was written by INTEL General

Manager Robin Martin about the Philippines :Filipinos (including the press, business people and myself) tend to dwell too much on the negative side, and this affects the perception of foreigners, even the ones who have lived here for a while. The negative perception of the Philippines is way disproportionate to reality when compared to countries like Columbia , Egypt , Middle East, Africa , etc. Let us all help our country by balancing the negative with the positive especially when we talk to foreigners, whether based here or abroad. Looking back and comparing the Philippines today and 1995 (the year I came back), I was struck by how much our country has progressed physically.

Consider the following:

1. The great telecom infrastructure that we have now did not exist in 1995. 1995 was the year the telecom industry was deregulated. Since then billions of dollars have been invested in both fixed line and cellular networks producing a system with over 5,000 kms of fiber optic backbone at a world competitive cost. From a fixed line capacity of about 900,000 in 1995 we now have over 7 million. Cellular phones practically did not exist in 1995; now we have over 11 million line capacity.

2. The MRT, many of the EDSA flyovers (including the Ayala Avenue flyover), the SKYWAY, Rockwell and Glorietta 4, the Fort, NAIA terminal 2 and most of the new skyscrapers were not yet built in 1995.

3. If you drive to the provinces, you will notice that national roads are now of good quality (international quality asphalt roads). I just went to Iba, Zambales last week and I was impressed that even a not so frequently travelled road was of very good quality.

4. Philippine exports have increased by 600% over the past eight years. There are many, many more examples of progress over the last eight years. Philippine mangoes are now exported to the US and Europe .Additional tidbits to make our people prouder:

5. INTEL has been in the Philippines for 28 years. The Philippines plant is where Intel's most advanced products are launched, including the Pentium IV. By the end of 2002, Philippine operations became Intel's biggest assembly and testing operations worldwide.

6. TEXAS INSTRUMENTS has been operating in Baguio for over 20 years. The Baguio plant is the largest producer of DSP chips in the world. DSP chips are the brains behind cellphones. TI's Baguio plant produces the chip that powers 100% of all NOKIA cellphones and 80% of Erickson cellphones in the world.

7. TOSHIBA laptops are produced in Santa Rosa , Laguna.

8. If you drive a BENZ, BMW, or a VOLVO, there is a good chance that the ABS system in your car was made in the Philippines .

9. TREND-MICRO, makers of one of the top anti virus software PC-Cillin (I may have mispelled this) develops its "cures" for viruses right here in Eastwood Libis, Quezon City . When a virus breaks in any computer system in the world, they try to find a solution within 45 minutes of finding the virus.

10 . Today a majority of the top ten U.S. Call Center firms in the U.S. have set up operations in the Philippines . This is one area in which I believe we are the best in the world in terms of value for money.

11. America Online (AOL) has 1,000 people in Clark answering 90% of AOL's global e-mail inquiries.

12. PROCTOR & GAMBLE has over 400 people right here in Makati (average age 23 years) doing back-up office work to their Asian operations including finance, accounting, Human Resources and payments processing.

13. Among many other things it does for its regional operations network in the Asia-Pacific region here in Manila , CITIBANK also does its global ATM programming locally.

14. This is the first year ever that the Philippines will be exporting cars in quantity courtesy of FORD Philippines. (I have an idea this article was written between 2001 - 2002, so this operation should have been on-going for the last 3 years or so. CYN)

15. The government is shedding off graft and corruption slowly but surely. This is the first time in our history that a former president is in jail and facing charges of plunder. Despite all odds, we are still pursuing the ill-gotten wealth of Marcos now enjoyed by his unrepentant heirs. Next time you travel abroad and meet business associates tell them the good news. A big part of our problem is perception and one of the biggest battles can be won simply by believing and by making others believe. This message is shared by good citizens of the Philippines who persevere to hope and work for our country.



Blog EntryThe Ultimate EyeballOct 5, '07 12:28 AM
for everyone
An  anonymous  girl,  let's call her Mary, is a junior in college attending school in Quezon city. Like all College students, she was wrapped up in the partying  and  the  wildness  college life has to offer. ! Mary is a computer  science  major and always has a lot of work to do on her computer. So, when  she's  not out having a good time, she'll be working her butt off designing  computer programs and installing software.
 
   Having  recently  broken  up  with  her  boyfriend, she was home alone on a Friday  night  for  the first time in the three years they had been dating. Feeling  sad,  alone  and  depressed,  she  decided to make a new
   homepage. While she was playing on the Net, she decided to get on to a chat line.
  
   Being the wild psycho she is, she logged on a sex line. Over the line, she met  a guy who identified himself as "Eddie." She started playing with him,  gave  him  a  false name of "Katie," and started getting into details
   about what  she  would! like to do to him with her tongue. He responded by telling her  to  picture  herself being naked while his hands ran over every square  inch  of  her  body.  Soon  they  were having cyber sex. This went on for a while,  and then she got off the line agreeing to meet him back on line the following night.
  
   Saturday  night  rolls  around  and Mary, as 'Katie,' is on line with Eddie again.  They  became  even closer this night, and continued like this for a  week.  At  the end of the week, they started talking about other things
  and  got  into  very intimate issues and feelings. They became close, exchanging details  about  their lives, but Mary didn't tell Eddie she was in college, because  she was afraid of sounding like an immature college girl. She feltguilty but, after a few weeks, she found she really liked this guy.
  
   The  virtual  relationship  carried  on like This for months, and the months turned  into  a  year. By the end of the year they had exchanged their most intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken on the phone. They were
   afraid of  ruining  the  mystery.  "Katie"  &  Eddie  had done everything sexually possible over the Net.
  
   They were affectionate as well, waiting for the day that they could someday be together. Finally, the time had come: they had to meet each other. They  didn't care about age or looks, but only for each other.
  
   Eddie  told  Mary  he  thought she could be his next wife. Mary was wary at  first,  but  decided she didn't care how old or ugly he might be. She lovedhim and he was the only one she could feel comfortable with. They
  planned  a  trip to meet in Boracay.
  
  They  were finally going to see each other, and spend the weekend together.  As Mary didn't want the hassle of trying to recognize someone she had never seen,  she said, "Why don't you just get a room? We'll meet there, and that  way  there  will be no mistake." Eddie agreed. Mary showed up at the resort  first,  and  checked  in,  telling the desk lady to hold a key for the next  party.
 
  She  then  went  up to the room. Wanting things to be special, she lit some  candles  and  put  on  some  music. She stripped naked and climbed into bed  under the covers, deciding to surprise Eddie when he got there.
 
  The  lights  were  out  and the mood was right; then ! she heard a key in the  door.
 
  She heard someone walk in and around the corner. She whispered, "Eddie?"
 
  A voice replied, "Katie?" "Yes," she said.
 
  He  fumbled  for  the  light, and turned it on to see Mary on the bed FULLY  NAKED before him.
 
  Then the next thing heard around the room was two blood-curdling screams.
 
  Mary covered herself up, and in her most humiliated voice said,
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
 
    
 

  
 

   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   "DAD?!"
  
  
  
  
  
   Think  of  what you would do in this situation. Now realize this really
   did happen.
  
   Their lives will never be the same.

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Blog Entrylonely BRAIN CELLOct 1, '07 10:07 PM
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet.


"
Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared because there were no brain cells around, and she yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............
    


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